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I do *so* love the point of the project when I start turning on page caching, mod_deflate, mod_expires, javascript compression, etc.

Man, does Twitter ever sound like an utterly stupid concept when it’s used as a major plot device of a primetime TV drama.

Does GoDaddy even have a DNS management section?

RT @osteslag: To all you losers, like myself, who iron your own shirts: http://bit.ly/bUJhXk

RT @mattgemmell: A tweet to get 3 more MacHeist apps seems like a bargain, until you factor in the HOSPITAL COSTS. Seriously. Quit it.

Anyone know why toddlers love duckies? Some natural affinity between creatures that waddle the earth?

Ok, party’s over. Everybody out. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. #van2010

Re: closing ceremonies: Man, you people are *harsh*. (Deliciously, entertainingly so, mind you). #van2010

RT @kaler: FREE BIRD. #van2010

Anyone watching the ceremonies but not following any snarky Canucks on twitter is missing an essential part of this. Very meta-patriotic.

Dear merciful god, someone report in that Celine Dion has been spotted somewhere else in the last 20 minutes. #van2010

RT @klancashire: Sochi 2014 - Where Podium Owns You.

Mein gott. Being post-Olympics will hopefully mean watching less TV, ordering less takeout and actually eating a vegetable or two #van2010

Pretty sure this isn’t my normal heart rate while seated #van2010

Go Canada. I really can’t handle any more games like this one.